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Just discovered the bovis mauris theory of philosophy of mind.

yayitscaroline:

MY ROOMMATE CALLED THE COPS ON ME.

They said they got a call about a threatening knife collection and concerning artwork. So I had three grown men come into my room, look at my one orange kitchen knife in a sheath with my other cooking supplies, and go “yup it’s a normal kitchen knife.” 

But then they asked to see my uh artwork. So I had to explain to the police how I had just hung up my Halloween decorations displaying Satan, cats, and dicks. They asked to take a picture, and one took it with his smartphone. Since it wasn’t with an official camera that they’re required to use to conduct an actual investigation, I know that fucker’s back at the station laughing hysterical at the sorority girl who stammered, “I swear to god I’m not crazy my decorations just sound crazy when I have to explain them” as they repeatedly said “yeah we’re only filing a report because we got a call’. 

So now my name’s permanently attached to glittery dick pics and Satan cats.  Which means both UPD does not give a single fuck about my posters, and my roommate is officially insane as she still hasn’t said anything to me. AND I SAW HER ALL OF LAST NIGHT. She’s currently sleeping at a friend’s place. Attention whoring has reached a new level.

It escalated

synchronous-failure:

God, I don’t know how to write a seven page paper on philosophy other than “These theories of the mind are all problematic because they rely on the presupposition that the mind is reducible to basic mechanics.”

Same shit with economics. It’s an incredibly complex structure with a seemingly endless system of inputs and outputs that are impacted by many modifiers derived from an even larger system of external stimuli. 

The individual mechanics/theories of the mind (behaviorism, functionalism, etc.) should combine to create a complex structure, not define said structure (in this case, the mind).

There’s probably a theory not introduced in class that agrees with this but I can’t fucking find it. Time to crank the first all-nighter of the semester.

HAHA YES. There is, in fact, a theory that mostly corresponds to the above and it’s considered quite valid.

God, I don’t know how to write a seven page paper on philosophy other than “These theories of the mind are all problematic because they rely on the presupposition that the mind is reducible to basic mechanics.”

Same shit with economics. It’s an incredibly complex structure with a seemingly endless system of inputs and outputs that are impacted by many modifiers derived from an even larger system of external stimuli. 

The individual mechanics/theories of the mind (behaviorism, functionalism, etc.) should combine to create a complex structure, not define said structure (in this case, the mind).

There’s probably a theory not introduced in class that agrees with this but I can’t fucking find it. Time to crank the first all-nighter of the semester.

pandarican:

smellthischesspiece:

Found in Brooklyn

Fuck.

lol, your neighborhood featuring more Whole Foods, Starbucks, expensive rent, and white people is nowhere in the same relative dimension as centuries of subjugation under brutal regimes with zero regard for basic human dignity.
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pandarican:

smellthischesspiece:

Found in Brooklyn

Fuck.

lol, your neighborhood featuring more Whole Foods, Starbucks, expensive rent, and white people is nowhere in the same relative dimension as centuries of subjugation under brutal regimes with zero regard for basic human dignity.

Some people on this website are so desperate to appear pithy that they’ll shit themselves and call it a metaphor.

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